An Amphibian's Worst Nightmare

Roman Soldier Approved

Mr. Krabs Approved

Wife approved!

Giraffes have very hard bones.

Just needs whipped cream on top.

Is it hot in here....?

Hot Hot Hot Hot.....Hot

That goose never had a chance.

He's behind the Sphynx! Look out!

Pull it yourself.

Ouch.

Polyps Galore

Go Green and Gold

Quite a Pair

This one is real pretty

Reminds me of Beechnut baby food

Fine wood panelling and long hot days playing bare-footed in the ditch

A set of fruit prepping knives for myself

Mammoth Molar & Copper accents

80,000 year old Mammoth tusk

Ooooh Weeee. Pretty.

A celestially patterned blade

Embrace the emerald vibes and let your inner magic sparkle.

Dare I say again - Rubenesque?

A Taste of Royalty

Swirly Twirly Burl

Two little muks saved from oblivion

You smell like BEEF and CHEESE - You don't smell like Santa.

Faux Abalone (Haliotis) inlay adds a bit of sparkle

Show stopingly pretty Cape Fear Bowie

A honkin’ chunk of 80,000 year old Siberian Mammoth molar

A casual and comfortable take on my Cape Fear Bowie design

A set of Custom Chef knives.

A Macho and Mighty Mini Cleaver - of course.

Mini Cleaver - with a lot of sass!

With a side of mammoth molar!

Orange you glad this knife exists?

Slim like a mammoth tooth toothpick.

An almost jewel-like handle design.

I'm getting good at these segmented handles.

When spinning this knife, I stabbed my belly. Good times.

Seriously, a black knife festooned with Blackbeard.

The Red Cross would LOVE this....

Sweet..... but Spicy.

Looks well-worn and loved.

Tender on the inside and tasty on the outside.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, wipe out!

RALLYE EDITION. Gosh darn gorgeous.

Join or Die!

🎶 Gooo-o-old, Whop Whop Whop.

So VERY fancy.

Who could ask for more?

Thick in all the right places....

That handle is so very grippy.

Put your pearls on before you whip this baby out.

A simple and utilitarian knife. Goes well with anything.

Stately Ironwood. What more can I say?

As phony as can be but pretty like the mollusk from the sea.

Wide handle for an effective and lethal grip.

I always fancied this as a steak knife.

In a hunk of good ol' pork fat.

Tactical cutter with a little flair.

A long skinny handle on a muk inspired beauty.

A Whale of a good looking knife.

These Muks just make me tingle.

Inspired by the 5-gilled shark.

First stab at a muk.

Had to do it.